Duck Dynasty would like you to believe that this band of roughnecks built an empire from a trailer’s ashes. And with those awesome beards and matching camo gear, it’s not a stretch by any means. But behind the thick accents and American flag bandanas hides a yuppie Southern family who sold out for Hollywood fame. This is what you call scripted reality.
The ‘Duck Dynasty’ men did not have their trademark beards years ago, before unruly facial hair became part of their brand. Just have a look at these family photos from before and after their show began.
Before Reality TV
The Robertson Brothers as Young Men
As you can see, oldest brother Alan is back in the picture, and they’re all holding golf clubs—not items you tend to associate with their reality TV show.
Willie, Korie and Family
Note the Frosted Tips on Willie, Tre’ Metro-Sexual!
Jase and Missy Robertson family
This is crazy, isn’t it? Here, Jase looks like the head of a typical, clean-cut, All-American family. Today he looks like some guy you’d find at a biker bar.
Jep and Jessica Robertson Family
As you’ve probably noticed, the Robertson family as a whole is very much into beach scene backdrops. But wait, is this really the Duck Dynasty family, or a Connecticut investment banker and his 2nd wife?
And what’s this? Look at those abs and those guns. Jep Robertson was a fitness buff, too?
Time for some more Golf.
We understand if you don’t recognize them. After all, they’re no more interesting than any other clean-cut American family. The pseudo surfer hair, matching white shirts and beach background have a very Orange County flair, wouldn’t you say?
“It’s all fake. I saw it everyday, the scripts, the staged scenes.” — Former production assistant on “Duck Dynasty”
The Robertson Brothers as Adolescents
Willie, Jep, and Jase.
After Reality TV
Willie and Korie Robertson Today
Today, Korie Robertson is as lovely as ever, while Willie is…well, Willie. Talk about an odd couple.
Jase and Missy Today
And to round things out, here is Jase and Missy today. She still looks clean-cut and wholesome, while he looks like he is trying out for the stage musical production of Castaway.
Jep and Jessica Robertson Today
Jessica and Jep both look like movie stars today. It’s just that she looks like a hot one, and he looks like Zach Galifianakis.
Phil and his silly puppet family from Duck Dynasty get destroyed and exposed for the fakes they are. How gullible are people to fall for this crap?
(WARNING!!! Foul Language In This Video)
What we’ve learned is that the Robertson brothers are just like all polo shirt wearing, golf club wielding, country club hopping dudes.
Are they a real family? Sure. Do they run a Duck calling business? Most likely. Are they a little rough around the edges? Well, that depends on what time frame you’re working with. The pre-Duck Dynasty clan was much more yuppie American wholesome, much less haute trailer chic. But if the cameras are rolling, and so is the money, wouldn’t you dress up your family in ridiculous costumes?
I would also like to mention that the Duck Dynasty creator Scott Gurney appeared in an Indie Gay Porno Film in the past. And with Phil’s scripted controversy on homosexuality, is just a racist and religious money-making scheme being marketed onto the public. The method of this madness is to keep Americans divided and hating one another. The owners of Hollywood and mainstream media have fooled the masses once again. Always question what the corporate media displays. Wake up!